What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?